the Magic
Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID Anonymous Number Question Answer
8247494 677181 Will God surprise, bless and favor me to be the sole winner of the entire Mega Millions Jackpot tonight? Yes - definitely
8247487 404767 mai this is how you look at that loser t i n y u r l . c o m / y8p8bf6z My reply is no
8247486 435784 Will the things with my brother be ok? Yes
8247485 166305 Will t g b a e f u n ? It is decidedly so
8247484 166305 Is t h p o w f n? Signs point to yes
8247483 166305 Will w h a n d l o p a a p t a m f h w u? Without a doubt
8247482 166305 Are w g t h t b c w h h I a f y? Outlook not so good
8247481 166305 Will g d a m m a s a t f b f t n y d a b n? Outlook not so good
8247480 166305 Will m c f a b f t t h n? Signs point to yes
8247479 166305 Will m m b f n a t t h? Better not tell you now
8247478 166305 Will h f g I b c e t y? Most likely
8247477 166305 Has h r b w f I f o a y? Yes - definitely
8247476 166305 Will I b d v v s? My sources say no
8247475 166305 Is g r w f a v l a o m t b d t h a I t b I g? It is certain
8247474 166305 Will I b v v s? Without a doubt
8247473 166305 Are w e g t h m a m o d? Without a doubt
8247472 404767 THX1138 ... it used to have a helicopter in it and they lowered the rotors to chop somebody's head off Most likely
8247471 166305 Will w b a t b a h o t l f o f I c g t y? NO!
8247470 404767 in the Pennington County Jail, Thursday was popcorn and a special movie night As I see it, yes
8247469 166305 Will w g a c p t y? My sources say no
8247468 404767 anyway... a movie As I see it, yes
8247467 166305 Will w h a m m c t l y? Signs point to yes
8247466 404767 take excedrin red line if it's too much for you Very doubtful
8247465 404767 mai is stuck with her monkey Outlook good
8247464 404767 sasha gray dennys isn't turned on either. Outlook good
8247463 404767 your ugly boy is ugly to the M. pixie Concentrate and ask again
8247462 404767 there's a monkey in there Cannot predict now
8247461 404767 you can drive by the rear and throw it at the door Signs point to yes
8247460 404767 if you see mai the waitress, throw the old spice kraken gaard bottle at her Outlook good
8247459 404767 wear your sugar cookie on your head As I see it, yes
8247458 404767 I spit on you It is decidedly so
8247457 404767 have you ever seen a dog smash its dog bowl with a paw Signs point to yes
8247456 404767 she's younger and hotter than you Yes - definitely
8247455 404767 I've forgotten about you, mai, with my The Latest and Greatest My reply is no
8247454 404767 my focus right now is my The Latest and Greatest Not in a million years
8247453 404767 they're not s e x y to her It is certain
8247452 404767 sasha gray doesn't want them As I see it, yes
8247451 404767 they can't attract sasha gray at the Denny's Very doubtful
8247450 404767 mai... do you still serve them water in cups :) Outlook good
8247449 404767 they're all gonna climb into the millennium falcon and blast off ! Better not tell you now
8247448 404767 his face can't carry them across the divide Concentrate and ask again
8247447 404767 does the mandarin gardens belong to him and his skinny little mexicans now Outlook not so good
8247446 404767 I'm still not m a s t u r b a t i n g over him :) Most likely
8247444 404767 it's his face and body huh Cannot predict now
8247443 404767 are you in love or something Outlook good
8247442 404767 don mousel's mexican nephew does it for a living Ask again later
8247441 404767 he wants to collect their s h i t with his mouth Signs point to yes
8247440 404767 hey, mai, some shanty town with mudhomes and night soil collectors called... they want their boy back ! * guffaws * ( your iranian in the orange vest ). Most likely
8247439 404767 I want my s h i t to actually work! Very doubtful
8247438 757187 Start mfrbflz It is decidedly so