the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9360035	911195	Will the Married Kathy Rogers give me some pushy this month?	Most likely
9360034	911195	Will the Minneasota Timberwolves win tonight?	Without a doubt
9360033	911195	Will the Timberwolves win tonight?	Not in a million years
9360032	911195	Will the Timberwolved win tonight?	Cannot predict now
9360031	1006563	will shirl going to get married in 2025	Reply hazy, try again
9360030	125422	republicans must win	Concentrate and ask again
9360029	125422	demicrats loose	Better not tell you now
9360028	125422	to save the country republicans most win	Not in a million years
9360027	125422	will the republicans win	Outlook not so good
9360026	125422	will the demicrats loose	My reply is no
9360025	125422	will the United States Be saved	As I see it, yes
9360024	125422	will the Unitad States be saved	Signs point to yes
9360023	125422	will the America be saved	Cannot predict now
9360022	125422	will things continue going my way	Yes - definitely
9360021	125422	will things start going my way	NO!
9360020	498369	Should I tell people about my engagement?	Without a doubt
9360019	305971	Will Kimberly Reger become my loving companion and girlfriend?	Signs point to yes
9360018	305971	Am I soon going to get a good job at Home Depot?	Outlook good
9360011	364828	Do girls intentionally try to make me feel horny?	Without a doubt
9360010	328425	Do I send that?	Yes
9360009	328425	Is this good?	Concentrate and ask again
9360008	328425	Do I text now?	It is decidedly so
9360007	255607	he’s content with his sonic dumpster	Without a doubt
9360006	255607	he’s just a dirt bag	Not in a million years
9360005	255607	the dogs go finding him there and he rubs them	Count on it
9360004	255607	his spot behind the dumpster has brought him much relief	Not in a million years
9360003	255607	he lives behind the dumpster at the Sonic	It is certain
9360002	255607	returning the conversation back to the loser who couldn’t be a drug dealer	Very doubtful
9360001	255607	xenia resembles megan	My sources say no
9360000	255607	megan reminds me of the blonde Scandinavian warrior princess in lord fouls bane	Most likely
9359999	255607	megan was too pretty for bobberan	Signs point to yes
9359998	255607	I guess bobberan tried drugging her and then holding her	Cannot predict now
9359997	255607	megan turned 9 in november 1999	Most likely
9359996	255607	and that loser tried talking to megan bc me and megan were playing hide and go seek under the covers downstairs on Clarkson lane	Not in a million years
9359995	766891	Will Tanja and I makeout again	Better not tell you now
9359994	766891	Will Tanja and I do that again	My reply is no
9359993	255607	the daughter of terry ceretto’s sister	It is decidedly so
9359992	255607	megan is a blonde in rapid city	It is certain
9359991	255607	they tried talking to my girlfriend like her name was megan	Outlook good
9359990	255607	him and bobberan must miss the family or something. I told them to leave and find other people to help	NO!
9359989	255607	he does gigs in front of old Scandinavian nurses and they get grossed out by his weird body and michelle brownie starts laughing	Outlook not so good
9359988	255607	that ugly loser there in the graduation sash NEVER studied computer science at harvard blackkokopelliatASU	Without a doubt
9359987	255607	everybody keeps screaming “ f u k k your face, loser ! “ . he’s going to eat from the grease dumpster later	It is decidedly so
9359986	255607	the ugly c o k k s u k k e r from apartment R2D2 has been putting his ugly face and head into those holes in the ground	Without a doubt
9359985	255607	michelle brownie wants to push him in	Very doubtful
9359984	255607	vincent the ugly loser ( the riverside weenie ) has started exploring utility pole holes. he knows there’s a hamburger down there for him	It is decidedly so
9359983	255607	I had a girlfriend at the clock tower gardens. she was really old and still hot looking. she had a blue toyota rav4…	Concentrate and ask again
9359982	255607	I’m not part black at all	Outlook not so good
9359980	812077	4 is coming out on teatime uk49 today April	Most likely
9359979	343188	16 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	Without a doubt

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