the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
8315962	75140	Did malcom ever love me?	Outlook good
8315961	75140	Does malcom miss me?	Very doubtful
8315960	677181	Will God come through for me and save me from repossession?	Very doubtful
8315959	345767	Will c o c k s u c k i n g become an Olympic Sport?	Ask again later
8315958	345767	Am I the g a y e s t thing alive?	Better not tell you now
8315957	345767	Are sissies simply the best?	As I see it, yes
8315956	788801	Is it time for the punishment	Yes - definitely
8315955	345767	i have said too much	Count on it
8315954	345767	also you need to be a snowman	Most likely
8315953	345767	how else would you explain the a n a l retentive screening process for questions	My sources say no
8315951	345767	but of course	Better not tell you now
8315950	345767	limp bizkit's in the house	Not in a million years
8315949	788801	is it required to have autism to become a mod	Without a doubt
8315948	345767	yo yo yo if you hear tell about any secret ogres lmk famallama	Yes
8315947	345767	I am the wafflemaker	My sources say no
8315946	788801	do the mods and admins make secret ogries irl	It is certain
8315945	345767	Is it true that futas make the best waifus	Most likely
8315942	345767	Yo yo yo if you find a genderqueer as$fister lmk famallama	My reply is no
8315941	788801	does his waifu even have any talent at all	Outlook good
8315940	345767	Idk man idk	Yes
8315939	788801	is his waifu inferior	As I see it, yes
8315938	788801	will nard get as$blasted by his waifu tonight	Without a doubt
8315937	788801	are the admins genderqueer as$fisters	Outlook good
8315936	345767	We should be so fortunate to be in the presence of such royalty	It is certain
8315935	788801	are the mods actual fa g g0ts	Without a doubt
8315934	446109	It's rough being famous ...strangers ..stop and stare and even wave ...it's ..well I need a body guard	Outlook not so good
8315933	446109	It's rough being famous ...strangers ..stop and stare and even wave ...it's ..well I need a body guard	Reply hazy, try again
8315932	446109	Please don't applaud ...just throw money	Without a doubt
8315931	446109	I know you are jealous ...so you little people wish you were ...me	It is certain
8315930	958047	Will he ask me out tmrw	Signs point to yes
8315929	345767	Will I ever know relief?	Very doubtful
8315928	446109	I'm special a VIP	It is decidedly so
8315927	958047	Is he gona ask me to meet him before the trip	Outlook good
8315926	958047	Will he fall deeply in love with me	Count on it
8315925	446109	Yup it's hard ..but some one has to be THIS incredible ...guess it's me	NO!
8315924	958047	Is he deeply in love with me	NO!
8315923	958047	Did he tell his friends that he really likes me	Not in a million years
8315922	958047	Did he tell his friends about me	Outlook good
8315921	446109	I'm amazing ..I shock myself	As I see it, yes
8315920	958047	Is he crushing on me so bad	My reply is no
8315919	958047	Does he like me more cos I’m funnt	Yes - definitely
8315918	446109	Yup I'm stunning and secretly ..got	Outlook good
8315917	345767	Were you sent by Him?	Yes
8315916	958047	Is he def more into me than her	It is certain
8315915	345767	Just another lie from the "magic" eight ball. I am UGLY	Concentrate and ask again
8315914	446109	No it's the ball that is ugly	Very doubtful
8315913	958047	Is he dreaming of me	Yes
8315912	446109	Yup again ..you lied	Yes - definitely
8315911	345767	I'll always be ugly, won't I?	My reply is no
8315910	446109	You also lie because you are miserable	My sources say no

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