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Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.
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Question
Answer
8746894
34483
oh..and darling...this is AMERICA. ...we aren't...Japanese here. keep your s h i t...to yourself. capish?
Most likely
8746892
34483
you know i'm right. sit down...and STFU
It is decidedly so
8746891
34483
i know. NO. he is a child. And we know..children...don't...and CANT drive.
Reply hazy, try again
8746890
34483
if you want a game...that puts you in the drivers seat. ...then get the fuking hell..out of the back seat.
My sources say no
8746889
17015
should I do this?
Yes - definitely
8746888
17015
should i do it?
Count on it
8746887
550762
are they gonna call?
Without a doubt
8746886
34483
wow..you people..are SOO boring sad to see it.
Concentrate and ask again
8746885
34483
you keep your little cute..games...of Pokeman. its a cute game...for a child. (you). And unless you are...4 or 5...it stopped being cute. its pathetic now. Grow up.
NO!
8746884
34483
I have NO respect...for cowards...or losers that play games with other peoples lives. You see...I know how to play YOU. Careful darlin. you won't win.
Outlook not so good
8746883
34483
When you decide..to become a MAN. let me know...not that it matters. I don't have the time or patience...to ...TRAIN an idiot. like you. I just don't. No way.
NO!
8746882
855088
Did I pass calculus and physics with c’s?
Not in a million years
8746881
855088
Did I pass calculus and physics?
Very doubtful
8746880
34483
a FIGHTER? is willing to sacrifice...all. For the truth...and not harm...anyone else..to do it. And in some cased...dying...for the cause. THAT is a true fighter. not your sooo cute...pokemon games.
Not in a million years
8746879
855088
Will I pass Calculus with a C?
Signs point to yes
8746878
855088
Will Professor Ramses put in a C?
My reply is no
8746877
34483
hey ass. you WISH you were a fighter. ...you play your baby games. okay? ...but you could NEVER handle...a true fight to the death. THAT is the test..of a fighter.
Count on it
8746876
34483
YOu call yourself a "fighter" lol...i call you a fool. You can't fight...a victim of torture. you see...WE ...have been trained..in methods...to terrify you...to the point...you would pee your pants. not kidding
It is certain
8746875
640
Shall I call him
Not in a million years
8746874
640
Shall I call him
Better not tell you now
8746873
640
Shall I call him again
Better not tell you now
8746872
855088
Will I pass calculus 2?
Better not tell you now
8746871
34483
and as for the "healer"...there is no one. ONLY GOD. You really are slow. and kinda dumb.
Yes
8746870
34483
i bet i'm right. 5 min...with the idiot. "RED"...i KNOW...he would beg me. I just do.
Without a doubt
8746869
34483
you know i'm right. you have NO clue...how to truly battle. Not a clue. I do. I could extract information..and truth..in 5 min...flat. YOU would ...cave.
My reply is no
8746868
1047096
Will i get the board interview with jcsu?
Yes
8746867
34483
Hey Bud. you aren't a fighter. and you sure as hell..are not match...for someone like me. :D sorry darlin
Not in a million years
8746866
34483
I call the game...call of duty. not ...the immature...pokeman
Yes - definitely
8746865
34483
so you can take...your very petty...and fantasy land...love triangle. and ...enjoy your pathetic...immature...games. Pokeman is for children. NOT men. and you ...are NO man.
Ask again later
8746864
34483
i'm not only...bionic. I'm also..spiritual. what i don't know? God will tell me.
As I see it, yes
8746863
34483
depending on the weapons...of choice. and the brains...of might. I would assemble a hell of a team.
Count on it
8746862
34483
you see...i'm smarter than you. AND...i know how to judge strength. I learned to.
Most likely
8746861
34483
my team...if i assembled one. would beat the hell out of your little pokemon.
Reply hazy, try again
8746860
34483
yes. why? do you say no? scared you'd lose?
Most likely
8746859
34483
try me for a battle. not physical. try me on for size. You pick your team. I get to pick mine
My sources say no
8746858
34483
white rules. you don't. you never have. you never will. :D
My sources say no
8746857
34483
i think "Red" is in a triangle. he is ...sadly lacking. as usual
Outlook not so good
8746856
34483
you are a fool. but then again. you always were
Better not tell you now
8746855
34483
hey witch. if you wanted him sooo much. go after him. he is free...there are a lot of other men...to pick from..just saying
Yes - definitely
8746854
34483
you are just a freak...and evil. :D sokay. you always were pathetic.
Signs point to yes
8746853
34483
feel free to leave. no one truly wants a freak. like YOU
Reply hazy, try again
8746852
34483
hey dumb dumb..."red" freak. you aren't all that. hate to burst your bubble
My sources say no
8746851
34483
i had 2 of them. i love sweet corn
Yes
8746850
34483
i had corn on the cob. (but you already know that) dont' you?
Without a doubt
8746849
34483
its me. hot girl again. missing me?
It is certain
8746845
152197
can you say hi
Very doubtful
8746844
152197
Am i handsome
It is certain
8746843
152197
Is Sammy ugly
NO!
8746842
964617
Will Kareem take me to the gym
Outlook good
8746841
899110
Does he want to bang me
Outlook not so good
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