the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9159735	965443	Chiefs win today	It is decidedly so
9159734	570512	are you sure?	Most likely
9159733	570512	are you sure?	Cannot predict now
9159732	570512	am I going to have fun at the party?	Yes
9159731	944138	Will gane win in April?	As I see it, yes
9159730	944138	Is it better to sell this apartment next year in 2024?	Cannot predict now
9159729	944138	Should we sell this apartment?	It is certain
9159728	118464	Will he change	Most likely
9159727	118464	Will tyson come back	Yes
9159726	149819	Do my neighbors like me?	As I see it, yes
9159704	760769	Do I make him horny?	NO!
9159702	414926	Will Tami send me tatty pictures	Yes - definitely
9159700	414926	Will Tami give me a handjob if I ask for one	My reply is no
9159699	272864	Does Kevin love me	Outlook good
9159698	414926	Will Tami hit on me if I lose 100 pounds	Count on it
9159696	809086	richard prystowski: “ he’s a real party animal	Signs point to yes
9159695	809086	richard prystowski is obsessed with paul stevens	Without a doubt
9159694	809086	the realm of the 8s … says correctional officer white	It is certain
9159693	809086	but he’s hot s h i t to a jew	My sources say no
9159692	809086	when I saw dante, I thought he was ugly and that McDonald’s must hire anybody	It is certain
9159691	809086	they pal around now with dante	Yes
9159690	809086	richard prystowski: “ these tasty f a g g o t s … I give uhm an A !	Signs point to yes
9159689	809086	the band: “ hey richard! get on up here ! … s u k k us off	Very doubtful
9159688	809086	* nobody asks who he is *	Outlook not so good
9159687	809086	paul stevens: “ they’re not just a couple of a s s h o l e s ! “	Outlook good
9159686	809086	when MK delta is performing and paul stevens is giving on stage b l o w j o b s to the band … he keeps getting up and saying “ I know the band! “	Better not tell you now
9159685	809086	says the brownie	It is decidedly so
9159684	809086	go get with your groupie	Cannot predict now
9159683	809086	oh yeah MK delta	Without a doubt
9159682	809086	f u k k your face, b i t c h	As I see it, yes
9159681	809086	shut up, p u s s y f a g g o t	My reply is no
9159680	760769	Will they thank me?	Count on it
9159679	149819	Is my name Jeff?	As I see it, yes
9159678	149819	Do my neighbors like me?	Not in a million years
9159677	149819	Do my neighbors like me?	Cannot predict now
9159676	809086	TJ ! yeah at t o n e y f r e i b u r g ‘ s place… delta triangle or whatever	Count on it
9159675	809086	I see paul stevens giving TJ sloppy bobbing head b l o w j o b s in the hottest g a y s e x ever	Without a doubt
9159674	760769	Will they get me into the marketing department?	Not in a million years
9159673	760769	Are they impressed with my work?	Yes
9159672	809086	nobody is wondering	My reply is no
9159671	809086	the hot chicks of s t e v e n s high school never gave paul stevens their seal of approval	Better not tell you now
9159670	809086	that paul stevens … he could hang out at t o n e y f r e i b u r g ‘ s house… with his loser kids. TJ! TJ and paul stevens are lovers. they go together	It is decidedly so
9159669	809086	paul stevens and richard prystowski are equally s e x y looking.	Most likely
9159668	809086	paul stevens and richard prystowski are about equal in terms of physical attractiveness.	Yes
9159667	809086	paul stevens is too ugly for Rapid City	My reply is no
9159666	809086	wolf cuts is a good match for paul stevens.	As I see it, yes
9159665	809086	paul stevens = ugly boy	Outlook good
9159664	809086	nobody wanted paul stevens in Rapid City, South Dakota.	NO!
9159663	809086	couldn’t attract a single or a first hot girl at s t e v e n s high school. UGLY loser	Without a doubt
9159662	809086	sad ugly loser. not desirable looking.	Cannot predict now

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