Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.
| ID |
Anonymous Number |
Question |
Answer |
| 9178933 |
393010 |
Bonus ball for lunchtime tomorrow |
Outlook not so good |
| 9178932 |
195702 |
stan lee tried escaping with his disgusting ball s a k from robert downey jr’s teeth |
My sources say no |
| 9178931 |
195702 |
stan lee and robert downey jr have moistened their dry jewish mouths with each others pathetic ball s a k s and stinky c o k k s |
Better not tell you now |
| 9178930 |
195702 |
JDMtoy dude: “ you fight like a b i t c h |
Cannot predict now |
| 9178929 |
195702 |
ugly c o k k s u k k i n g weakling, you fight like toney stark |
Yes - definitely |
| 9178928 |
195702 |
see that ugly jew! … kick its teeth in!!!’ |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 9178927 |
195702 |
neither one of you can fist fight |
Outlook good |
| 9178926 |
195702 |
have a meet and greet so I can f u k k stan lee’s face up |
Most likely |
| 9178925 |
195702 |
hey p u s s y f a g g o t , did you watch that video yet |
Outlook not so good |
| 9178924 |
195702 |
jews are very weak |
Count on it |
| 9178923 |
194230 |
c o k k s u k k i n g jew |
Outlook not so good |
| 9178922 |
195702 |
you eat a lotta s h i t and soil |
My reply is no |
| 9178921 |
195702 |
you’re a weak c o k k s u k k i n g jew that belongs in a ditch |
My reply is no |
| 9178920 |
195702 |
make a movie, b i t c h |
Outlook good |
| 9178919 |
195702 |
hey, b i t c h , your mezuzah stinks like s h i t |
As I see it, yes |
| 9178918 |
456227 |
Will things get better for me once Pluto is out of my eighth house? |
Reply hazy, try again |
| 9178917 |
456227 |
Will I get a tenure track job? |
As I see it, yes |
| 9178916 |
983632 |
Should I tell Ava Vosberg if she wants to be my girlfriend? |
Very doubtful |
| 9178915 |
471069 |
Is the uk49 bonus for tomorrow low |
Signs point to yes |
| 9178914 |
195702 |
neither one of you can man up and fist fight |
NO! |
| 9178913 |
983632 |
Should I tell Ava Vosberg if she wants to be my girlfriend? |
Better not tell you now |
| 9178912 |
983632 |
Does Ava Vosberg like me? |
It is certain |
| 9178911 |
983632 |
Is Ava Vosberg and Dillon Sandoval going to break up? |
Most likely |
| 9178910 |
195702 |
with stan lee |
Outlook not so good |
| 9178909 |
195702 |
you should jump off a office building |
Very doubtful |
| 9178908 |
195702 |
hey stan lee ( b i t c h ) and toney stark ( lihul b i t c h ) you both should watch this video puseyfgt |
Concentrate and ask again |
| 9178907 |
983632 |
Should I tell Ava Vosberg that I have a crush on her? |
It is decidedly so |
| 9178906 |
983632 |
Does Ava Vosberg have a crush on me? |
Without a doubt |
| 9178905 |
983632 |
Does Ava Vosberg love me? |
My sources say no |
| 9178904 |
983632 |
Does Ava vosberg want to be my girlfriend? |
Yes |
| 9178903 |
195702 |
“ walt disney needs a c o k k in his mouth to be his best b i t c h ,” says the JDMtoy dude |
Very doubtful |
| 9178902 |
195702 |
you aint no gangster |
Outlook good |
| 9178901 |
195702 |
that b i t c h can’t man up ! |
My sources say no |
| 9178900 |
195702 |
I always thought walt disney was some kind of p u s s y f a g g o t |
Outlook not so good |
| 9178899 |
409657 |
my older sister, who was a cheerleader and a wendy’s girl, said, “ that’s walt disney. yes, he’s scrawny and weak |
My sources say no |
| 9178898 |
258867 |
Will they transition me there? |
Outlook good |
| 9178897 |
195702 |
I remember saying, “ who’s that c o k k s u k k i n g monkey! |
Most likely |
| 9178896 |
195702 |
my earliest memories of the late 70s and early 80s were of the disney cartoons and so-called walt disney coming out in drag with a rubber phallus dangling from his wimp neck |
Ask again later |
| 9178895 |
324953 |
dezznus |
Signs point to yes |
| 9178894 |
548728 |
How lucky am i |
Outlook good |
| 9178893 |
548728 |
One lucky number |
Most likely |
| 9178892 |
548728 |
What's wrong with me |
Without a doubt |
| 9178891 |
548728 |
Am I pretty |
My reply is no |
| 9178890 |
548728 |
Am I ugly |
Yes - definitely |
| 9178889 |
548728 |
When will I die |
Outlook good |
| 9178888 |
548728 |
Will I win the lotto |
Count on it |
| 9178887 |
548728 |
Lucky number |
Outlook good |
| 9178886 |
548728 |
Hi what numbers will play for uk49 lunchtime tomorrow |
My reply is no |
| 9178885 |
621043 |
Trebam li da ostanem sa Stefanom |
As I see it, yes |
| 9178884 |
34483 |
Or magnetic rock |
Most likely |
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