the Magic
Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID Anonymous Number Question Answer
9178959 242187 Will I have something fun to offer? Signs point to yes
9178958 242187 Will he be angry after our call? Better not tell you now
9178945 154682 So it is a yes Count on it
9178944 154682 So i should i j off Outlook good
9178943 154682 Should i masterbait rn My sources say no
9178937 739593 Should I have a wank Yes
9178934 393010 What is bonus ball for lunchtime tomorrow uk 49 Without a doubt
9178933 393010 Bonus ball for lunchtime tomorrow Outlook not so good
9178932 195702 stan lee tried escaping with his disgusting ball s a k from robert downey jr’s teeth My sources say no
9178931 195702 stan lee and robert downey jr have moistened their dry jewish mouths with each others pathetic ball s a k s and stinky c o k k s Better not tell you now
9178930 195702 JDMtoy dude: “ you fight like a b i t c h Cannot predict now
9178929 195702 ugly c o k k s u k k i n g weakling, you fight like toney stark Yes - definitely
9178928 195702 see that ugly jew! … kick its teeth in!!!’ Concentrate and ask again
9178927 195702 neither one of you can fist fight Outlook good
9178926 195702 have a meet and greet so I can f u k k stan lee’s face up Most likely
9178925 195702 hey p u s s y f a g g o t , did you watch that video yet Outlook not so good
9178924 195702 jews are very weak Count on it
9178923 194230 c o k k s u k k i n g jew Outlook not so good
9178922 195702 you eat a lotta s h i t and soil My reply is no
9178921 195702 you’re a weak c o k k s u k k i n g jew that belongs in a ditch My reply is no
9178920 195702 make a movie, b i t c h Outlook good
9178919 195702 hey, b i t c h , your mezuzah stinks like s h i t As I see it, yes
9178918 456227 Will things get better for me once Pluto is out of my eighth house? Reply hazy, try again
9178917 456227 Will I get a tenure track job? As I see it, yes
9178916 983632 Should I tell Ava Vosberg if she wants to be my girlfriend? Very doubtful
9178915 471069 Is the uk49 bonus for tomorrow low Signs point to yes
9178914 195702 neither one of you can man up and fist fight NO!
9178913 983632 Should I tell Ava Vosberg if she wants to be my girlfriend? Better not tell you now
9178912 983632 Does Ava Vosberg like me? It is certain
9178911 983632 Is Ava Vosberg and Dillon Sandoval going to break up? Most likely
9178910 195702 with stan lee Outlook not so good
9178909 195702 you should jump off a office building Very doubtful
9178908 195702 hey stan lee ( b i t c h ) and toney stark ( lihul b i t c h ) you both should watch this video puseyfgt Concentrate and ask again
9178907 983632 Should I tell Ava Vosberg that I have a crush on her? It is decidedly so
9178906 983632 Does Ava Vosberg have a crush on me? Without a doubt
9178905 983632 Does Ava Vosberg love me? My sources say no
9178904 983632 Does Ava vosberg want to be my girlfriend? Yes
9178903 195702 “ walt disney needs a c o k k in his mouth to be his best b i t c h ,” says the JDMtoy dude Very doubtful
9178902 195702 you aint no gangster Outlook good
9178901 195702 that b i t c h can’t man up ! My sources say no
9178900 195702 I always thought walt disney was some kind of p u s s y f a g g o t Outlook not so good
9178899 409657 my older sister, who was a cheerleader and a wendy’s girl, said, “ that’s walt disney. yes, he’s scrawny and weak My sources say no
9178898 258867 Will they transition me there? Outlook good
9178897 195702 I remember saying, “ who’s that c o k k s u k k i n g monkey! Most likely
9178896 195702 my earliest memories of the late 70s and early 80s were of the disney cartoons and so-called walt disney coming out in drag with a rubber phallus dangling from his wimp neck Ask again later
9178895 324953 dezznus Signs point to yes
9178894 548728 How lucky am i Outlook good
9178893 548728 One lucky number Most likely
9178892 548728 What's wrong with me Without a doubt
9178891 548728 Am I pretty My reply is no