the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9279712	34483	Hey ugly toast. you know who you are. Chris told me. he regrets meeing you. you really should cut your hair. Its looking terrible he said.	Signs point to yes
9279711	34483	stay in England. hoe. do the world a favor. burn in hell.	Yes - definitely
9279710	34483	darkness is never far away. she is near	My reply is no
9279709	34483	Chris? yooo hooo...r u there?	Most likely
9279708	34483	i'm sooo sorry. here is 10 dollars. ya hoe	Yes
9279707	34483	lts call the other girl...that really was sooo jealos of me. because of Chris. lets call her...Night.	It is decidedly so
9279706	34483	no? do you want to test my theory?	Outlook good
9279705	34483	18 years. is a enough rage to power a country	My sources say no
9279704	34483	Tubby Tom. what are you eating?	It is decidedly so
9279703	34483	Hey Chris see pizzy? r u there?	Better not tell you now
9279702	34483	Tubby Tommy? r u out there?	Signs point to yes
9279701	34483	yeah...i'm inhertiing a large vinyard...in france. you are welcome to WORK for me. its MINE> not your dream vinyard. its mine. you get to go to a cheap hotel. i get to say in a chatau	Outlook not so good
9279700	288765	Will I ever hear from Ayesha again?	Without a doubt
9279699	34483	oooh...tommy. ohhh Chrissy pizzy	It is certain
9279698	34483	hey Chris? i am inheriting a vinyard. you are welcome to work for me. You can be the grape dancer. get naked chris. its been too long. I miss you darling.	My sources say no
9279697	1045612	Will it be for the better	Signs point to yes
9279696	1045612	Will his wife change	It is decidedly so
9279695	1045612	Will my son stay married?	Count on it
9279694	34483	Chris? oh oh oh Chris. Pirate ...and his pig. a girl...that is a pig. you held her hand. she was very jealous of you talking to me. Did you ever end up telling her...the entire hot affiar you and I carried on? wow...chris. i rocked your world.	It is certain
9279693	34483	lol :D its kinda cute. for a tub like Tom:D	Not in a million years
9279692	34483	you have a new name. in the name of Jesus. you are now called Tubby Tom	Cannot predict now
9279691	34483	Tubby tom. we love you :d	Signs point to yes
9279690	34483	Hey tubby tom. we have manic maria in the house. cuase why? shes a brick house	Signs point to yes
9279689	34483	Tubby tom. wesupporttubby tom	My reply is no
9279688	34483	Tom? oh poorpoor tom tub	Better not tell you now
9279687	34483	Maria. stop your chasing TOM. he just whispered to me. He is crazy in love with IRISH chicks. not your kind.	Very doubtful
9279686	809086	stay on topic, jew, you have a war to fight! hold your positions, jew “ wesupportyouJEW	Yes - definitely
9279685	809086	hold your positions in ukraine, jew, and stop chasing hot indian guys around! “ wesupportyouJEW	Most likely
9279684	34483	lol...you are an idiot. :D	Without a doubt
9279683	809086	“ hold your positions in ukraine, jew ! “ wesupportyouJEW	It is certain
9279682	34483	AMEN to that Sista	Most likely
9279681	809086	“ hold your positions ! “ says the Scandinavian ukraine soldier girl doing the pikachu dance wesupportyouJEW	Outlook not so good
9279680	34483	hey...tom weak? um...last I heard. YOU and your "PEOPLE" lost a war. the JEWS...still own countries. yours dont. :D	My sources say no
9279679	34483	hey stupid. "shape up" are you a retard? he has a balding hair line. a massive beer gut. yeah. uh huh...and you...are no beauty queen dear. soory	Signs point to yes
9279678	809086	jews are very weak and they wanted ukraine	It is certain
9279677	34483	Hey Tom? meet Maria ...she is a real catch. a lttle cold fish these days. but a catch. if you like your fish raw and cold. uncooked.	Not in a million years
9279676	809086	because you’re very weak	Yes - definitely
9279675	809086	be strong, jew	Signs point to yes
9279674	809086	fight like a jewish freedom fighter	Most likely
9279672	809086	hey! you need another six day war for your people	Cannot predict now
9279671	2552	would he be happy with that?	Without a doubt
9279670	2552	would the other person be productive?	NO!
9279669	809086	jews are very weak	My reply is no
9279668	2552	would the other guy shape up?	Reply hazy, try again
9279667	809086	because they didn’t win	Yes
9279666	2552	would he continue to be with that ash?	Yes - definitely
9279665	809086	those jews have to fix ukraine thing and israel thing	As I see it, yes
9279664	34483	happy? as a pig in mud. sure. you will be.	Signs point to yes
9279663	2552	would we be happy as a family?	Outlook not so good
9279662	34483	good? as in you are a woman? no...highly doubtful	Yes - definitely

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