the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9360007	255607	he’s content with his sonic dumpster	Without a doubt
9360006	255607	he’s just a dirt bag	Not in a million years
9360005	255607	the dogs go finding him there and he rubs them	Count on it
9360004	255607	his spot behind the dumpster has brought him much relief	Not in a million years
9360003	255607	he lives behind the dumpster at the Sonic	It is certain
9360002	255607	returning the conversation back to the loser who couldn’t be a drug dealer	Very doubtful
9360001	255607	xenia resembles megan	My sources say no
9360000	255607	megan reminds me of the blonde Scandinavian warrior princess in lord fouls bane	Most likely
9359999	255607	megan was too pretty for bobberan	Signs point to yes
9359998	255607	I guess bobberan tried drugging her and then holding her	Cannot predict now
9359997	255607	megan turned 9 in november 1999	Most likely
9359996	255607	and that loser tried talking to megan bc me and megan were playing hide and go seek under the covers downstairs on Clarkson lane	Not in a million years
9359995	766891	Will Tanja and I makeout again	Better not tell you now
9359994	766891	Will Tanja and I do that again	My reply is no
9359993	255607	the daughter of terry ceretto’s sister	It is decidedly so
9359992	255607	megan is a blonde in rapid city	It is certain
9359991	255607	they tried talking to my girlfriend like her name was megan	Outlook good
9359990	255607	him and bobberan must miss the family or something. I told them to leave and find other people to help	NO!
9359989	255607	he does gigs in front of old Scandinavian nurses and they get grossed out by his weird body and michelle brownie starts laughing	Outlook not so good
9359988	255607	that ugly loser there in the graduation sash NEVER studied computer science at harvard blackkokopelliatASU	Without a doubt
9359987	255607	everybody keeps screaming “ f u k k your face, loser ! “ . he’s going to eat from the grease dumpster later	It is decidedly so
9359986	255607	the ugly c o k k s u k k e r from apartment R2D2 has been putting his ugly face and head into those holes in the ground	Without a doubt
9359985	255607	michelle brownie wants to push him in	Very doubtful
9359984	255607	vincent the ugly loser ( the riverside weenie ) has started exploring utility pole holes. he knows there’s a hamburger down there for him	It is decidedly so
9359983	255607	I had a girlfriend at the clock tower gardens. she was really old and still hot looking. she had a blue toyota rav4…	Concentrate and ask again
9359982	255607	I’m not part black at all	Outlook not so good
9359980	812077	4 is coming out on teatime uk49 today April	Most likely
9359979	343188	16 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	Without a doubt
9359978	413568	In name of Jesus amen, India anil mohair searched for me because of Jamaica Omar o wallace truth absolutely, really, lying	Yes
9359977	413568	India anil mohair searched for me because of Jamaica Omar o wallace truth absolutely, really, lying	Most likely
9359976	413568	India anil mohair searched for me because of Jamaica Omar o wallace truth absolutely, really	My sources say no
9359975	413568	India anil mohair searched for me because of Jamaica Omar o wallace truth absolutely	It is certain
9359974	413568	India anil mohair searched for me because Jamaica Omar o wallace truth	My sources say no
9359973	997969	should i go out tonight	My reply is no
9359972	866357	India anil mohair searched for me truth	Count on it
9359971	508131	What is bonus number for today	Yes
9359970	995578	What about now	Not in a million years
9359969	995578	You sure?	Very doubtful
9359968	995578	Should I hit myself in the balls	Count on it
9359967	995578	Should I do it	Outlook not so good
9359966	74282	the skating costumes gusset is nice and wide	My reply is no
9359965	74282	the skating costume has attached panties	Very doubtful
9359964	278329	is your cousin tom going to ask you about the will to your house	NO!
9359963	278329	is your cousin tom going to ask you about the will	Signs point to yes
9359962	74282	I enjoy the idea of having to lift the skirt to expose the attached panties and my tiny little bulge	Not in a million years
9359961	278329	is your cousin tom going to ask you about the will	Reply hazy, try again
9359960	747942	Will they offer me the Business Development Assistant job?	Signs point to yes
9359959	278329	does your cousin tom want to control your property	My sources say no
9359958	74282	we were going to peg the skirt up to expose my parts for punishment	As I see it, yes
9359957	74282	I should have worn the skating dress last week	Outlook good

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