the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9459899	214837	should i goon	Count on it
9459898	214837	should i fap	Very doubtful
9459897	214837	do i jerk it	NO!
9459896	598455	ya need one of those crimson trace thingies first... and then a smoking hole! in tina rawstern's sternum	Cannot predict now
9459895	598455	attract hot blonde miss south dakota first	Very doubtful
9459894	598455	just a hole appearing in your sternum... smoking then smoldering	It is certain
9459893	598455	a bullet in your neck... grazing your spine.	Outlook not so good
9459892	444751	Will I get a boyfriend	Most likely
9459891	598455	one bullet in your face...or many !	NO!
9459890	598455	one dulluh, one dulluh, one dullluh	NO!
9459889	598455	because that indian kid is just going to walk into your whereever and shoot you dead.	It is certain
9459888	598455	tina rawstern, renounce your citizenship.	Without a doubt
9459887	598455	that's the only way out	My sources say no
9459886	598455	you can move to russia...	It is certain
9459885	598455	tina rawstern will be shot DEAD in her chest	Outlook good
9459883	544329	Am i gonna die by HIV	It is decidedly so
9459882	544329	Do I have HIV?	Without a doubt
9459881	598455	weak loser and his weak police activity	My sources say no
9459880	598455	eric doney looks so weak right now. I said to his n i g g e r s at the tastee freeze: " j i g g a - who ! "	Outlook good
9459879	434354	Does E in love with me?	My reply is no
9459878	911532	invite lifetired to play valo with me?	Yes - definitely
9459877	598455	I'm going to stab that dalai lama	Very doubtful
9459876	598455	she said she hit one, one time	Concentrate and ask again
9459875	598455	anyway, they opened the door, fell forward, slipped out and ran for it...	Yes - definitely
9459874	598455	I ordered from that catalog	Better not tell you now
9459873	598455	I should call up my ex and ask her about known typical n i g g e r behavior.	As I see it, yes
9459872	598455	they couldn't be down.	Cannot predict now
9459871	598455	I spent the morning p u n k i n g n i g g e r s .	My reply is no
9459870	598455	I'm too s e x y looking.	Very doubtful
9459869	598455	I'm a 9 or a ten.	Not in a million years
9459868	598455	whichever state	As I see it, yes
9459867	598455	it was MY address for a while. leader drive in	Not in a million years
9459866	598455	I kept eatin tommy burgers and not sharing uhm. she'd get upset at me.	My reply is no
9459865	598455	I should call up my ex for some s e x	Count on it
9459864	598455	BRB... noises outside.	Yes - definitely
9459863	598455	I can't respect her ugly n i g g e r face. yeah! maala allen actual.	It is certain
9459862	598455	ugly n i g g e r b i t c h maala allen. can't man up.	It is decidedly so
9459861	598455	and her ugly n i g g e r face.	Count on it
9459860	598455	I p u n k e d the dalai lama's n i g g e r b i t c h named maala allen.	Outlook not so good
9459859	598455	some funny ones with bright yellow eyes... she said don't go near that one.	Concentrate and ask again
9459858	598455	some kitty kats used to run around there..	Count on it
9459857	598455	we used to eat at a thai restaurant...	My reply is no
9459856	598455	I should call up my ex.	My reply is no
9459855	598455	the dalai lama is not a gangster. it's very weak.	My sources say no
9459854	598455	checkin out da pizza hut menu	NO!
9459853	598455	hot blonde miss south dakota is my new girlfriend	My sources say no
9459852	598455	they don't have it	Better not tell you now
9459851	598455	they belong to some b i t c h a s s in south dakota	NO!
9459850	598455	I p u n k e d more b i t c h e s this morning. they black. they don't man up.	Outlook not so good
9459849	598455	microwaveable tho	Yes

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