the Magic
Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID Anonymous Number Question Answer
9459909 598455 if you aint f u k k i n somebody up then there's nothing to worry about. Without a doubt
9459908 598455 you have to f u k k somebody up first. Signs point to yes
9459907 595278 should i ejaculate Very doubtful
9459903 595278 do i jerk rn Outlook not so good
9459902 684208 Do I lick her?=) Yes - definitely
9459901 214837 do i goon rn It is decidedly so
9459900 214837 goon or not Ask again later
9459899 214837 should i goon Count on it
9459898 214837 should i fap Very doubtful
9459897 214837 do i jerk it NO!
9459896 598455 ya need one of those crimson trace thingies first... and then a smoking hole! in tina rawstern's sternum Cannot predict now
9459895 598455 attract hot blonde miss south dakota first Very doubtful
9459894 598455 just a hole appearing in your sternum... smoking then smoldering It is certain
9459893 598455 a bullet in your neck... grazing your spine. Outlook not so good
9459892 444751 Will I get a boyfriend Most likely
9459891 598455 one bullet in your face...or many ! NO!
9459890 598455 one dulluh, one dulluh, one dullluh NO!
9459889 598455 because that indian kid is just going to walk into your whereever and shoot you dead. It is certain
9459888 598455 tina rawstern, renounce your citizenship. Without a doubt
9459887 598455 that's the only way out My sources say no
9459886 598455 you can move to russia... It is certain
9459885 598455 tina rawstern will be shot DEAD in her chest Outlook good
9459883 544329 Am i gonna die by HIV It is decidedly so
9459882 544329 Do I have HIV? Without a doubt
9459881 598455 weak loser and his weak police activity My sources say no
9459880 598455 eric doney looks so weak right now. I said to his n i g g e r s at the tastee freeze: " j i g g a - who ! " Outlook good
9459879 434354 Does E in love with me? My reply is no
9459878 911532 invite lifetired to play valo with me? Yes - definitely
9459877 598455 I'm going to stab that dalai lama Very doubtful
9459876 598455 she said she hit one, one time Concentrate and ask again
9459875 598455 anyway, they opened the door, fell forward, slipped out and ran for it... Yes - definitely
9459874 598455 I ordered from that catalog Better not tell you now
9459873 598455 I should call up my ex and ask her about known typical n i g g e r behavior. As I see it, yes
9459872 598455 they couldn't be down. Cannot predict now
9459871 598455 I spent the morning p u n k i n g n i g g e r s . My reply is no
9459870 598455 I'm too s e x y looking. Very doubtful
9459869 598455 I'm a 9 or a ten. Not in a million years
9459868 598455 whichever state As I see it, yes
9459867 598455 it was MY address for a while. leader drive in Not in a million years
9459866 598455 I kept eatin tommy burgers and not sharing uhm. she'd get upset at me. My reply is no
9459865 598455 I should call up my ex for some s e x Count on it
9459864 598455 BRB... noises outside. Yes - definitely
9459863 598455 I can't respect her ugly n i g g e r face. yeah! maala allen actual. It is certain
9459862 598455 ugly n i g g e r b i t c h maala allen. can't man up. It is decidedly so
9459861 598455 and her ugly n i g g e r face. Count on it
9459860 598455 I p u n k e d the dalai lama's n i g g e r b i t c h named maala allen. Outlook not so good
9459859 598455 some funny ones with bright yellow eyes... she said don't go near that one. Concentrate and ask again
9459858 598455 some kitty kats used to run around there.. Count on it
9459857 598455 we used to eat at a thai restaurant... My reply is no
9459856 598455 I should call up my ex. My reply is no