the Magic
Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID Anonymous Number Question Answer
9364294 631820 here’s my s e x y aunt sxyaunt Very doubtful
9364293 631820 if you encounter bob and vincent as spirits, 2 things will set them off: bob… call him a bastard… vincent… say: get out of here, f a g g o t! you have your own body! go back to riverside and live out your life with michelle brown! g o d gave that to you anyway! My reply is no
9364292 631820 bobberan can’t come back from the dead and fist fight Outlook not so good
9364291 631820 V Jr: “ you dirty bastard ! “ It is certain
9364290 631820 whatta god damm bastard ( that bobberan ) Cannot predict now
9364289 631820 kelly wrist probably did that to bobberan every month! Yes - definitely
9364288 631820 hotness number, your mexican is an It is decidedly so
9364287 631820 you can’t fix it ha ha :) Reply hazy, try again
9364286 631820 sad ugly mexican got rejected by the s e x y white girls of Stevens High School! ha ha ha :) Cannot predict now
9364285 631820 saddest rejection ever! Very doubtful
9364284 631820 I had marilyn neubert on the phone and I showed her your mexican’s facebook page and, as it loaded, marilyn says “ ew yuck and I don’t wanna know! ( who that ugly mexican steven gauthier is ) As I see it, yes
9364283 631820 haven’t seen a rejection that bad since that MUN conference in 92-93 , spring I think , when someone sent an anonymous note on behalf of the mexican beaner wab, thouweez, to a hot s e x y iranian mexican moderator about “ hey baby let’s get together “ and she sent a note back to him, to his country, about “ just focus on the topic please “ Count on it
9364282 631820 sad about your ugly mexican face Better not tell you now
9364281 631820 really sad it got rejected by hot blonde Miss South Dakota. Very doubtful
9364280 631820 including don mousel’s small mexican nephew, the ugly mexican. Most likely
9364279 631820 anyway back to the ugly dudes Cannot predict now
9364278 631820 the former general manager of the rushmore mall… is where now? Signs point to yes
9364277 631820 eliw mousel says: “ he looks like a god damn grasshopper Very doubtful
9364276 631820 here he is looking very ugly blackkokopelliatASU Count on it
9364275 631820 no hot chicks want him Cannot predict now
9364274 631820 his face is ugly It is certain
9364273 631820 jacumet is vincent the ugly loser It is decidedly so
9364272 631820 vincent yearns for the a s s e s of jeremy and curtiss Yes
9364271 898318 Is the judge going to send me to jail for 6 months? Yes - definitely
9364270 631820 MB is calling the police on vincent again. My reply is no
9364269 631820 vincent is terrified of everything Yes
9364268 631820 just shut your mouth, ugly f u k k. you’re not a gangster. Concentrate and ask again
9364267 94166 Should I jerk My reply is no
9364266 34626 Do I ask now? Yes
9364265 631820 did you see bob’s daughter, makael, online, on vines… that video of her swimming on the carpet in like spring of 2014 Better not tell you now
9364264 631820 vincent ( JUNIOR ) , you’re next, vincent, you’re next My sources say no
9364263 631820 I’m glad he’s dead Signs point to yes
9364262 631820 yes, bobberan the wimp, the loser, the p u s s y f a g, the non-gangster Yes
9364261 631820 he had like a butter container… and little strips of paper the size of easter grass… and each strip had like a girl’s name on it … which, a person figures, he ( bobberan ) must’ve written on there with his oh-so-well known mechanical pencils Reply hazy, try again
9364260 631820 eliw mousel: “ vincent was very scrawny. “ Yes - definitely
9364259 631820 at the Rapid City YMCA, it was overheard: “ bob!?… nuhh, he’s kinda scrawny “ Not in a million years
9364258 631820 he’s not hard. Without a doubt
9364257 631820 that’s why I don’t respect bobberan. Very doubtful
9364256 631820 he couldn’t man up Without a doubt
9364255 631820 anyway, bobberan… he couldn’t take out chico Very doubtful
9364254 606551 Am I wasting my time? As I see it, yes
9364253 606551 Am I wasting my life? Count on it
9364252 606551 Am I wasting my life? Reply hazy, try again
9364251 631820 whut! you talk to the dead animals? Most likely
9364250 738343 Is Keeoni pregnant Count on it
9364249 738343 Is keeoni pregnant Concentrate and ask again
9364248 631820 had a crush on kelly wrist Better not tell you now
9364247 631820 and bobberan the weak weenie f a g. couldn’t ever be a man on planet earth Ask again later
9364246 631820 whatta pathetic loser Better not tell you now
9364245 631820 everybody else had fries and a drink … a milkshake… and vincent only had a hamburger Yes - definitely