the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
8424840	990296	Will I get fired	My sources say no
8424839	990296	Will the landlord send me a rate	NO!
8424838	990296	Will we renew in kitchener	Cannot predict now
8424837	990296	Will we renew	NO!
8424836	822193	Topa wall have n't money	Signs point to yes
8424835	822193	Topa wall doesn't money	Without a doubt
8424834	683753	ugly little p u n k b i t c h	Not in a million years
8424833	683753	sad ugly little loser, ugly fat bidges are your bag	It is decidedly so
8424832	822193	Jo, me meetings omw family	It is certain
8424831	683753	sad ugly little loser	Outlook not so good
8424830	683753	it's sad! your mexican is too ugly	Reply hazy, try again
8424829	683753	the skinny iranian and the s e x y hunan girls don't want your mexican :)	Not in a million years
8424828	279785	Mother lin wall sad jamai omw	Not in a million years
8424827	683753	we'll settle it again. your ugly mexican whether the ugly little n i g g e r at liz & don's wedding or the ugly mexican photos on facebook, if it walked into the walmart or the hunan restaurant... the ugly little loser will never attract them for s e x :)	Yes
8424823	683753	I'll look for my skinny iranian girlfriend at the walmart tomorrow or Thursday	Yes
8424822	683753	I'll check the date Wednesday November 20, 2019	Ask again later
8424821	683753	so where are they? and why am I still attracting all the hot chicks	Count on it
8424820	683753	some have tried but I've killed them	Very doubtful
8424819	683753	that was a jew in Irvine California	Signs point to yes
8424818	683753	I'm not the one who got stabbed shot beaten up though	Not in a million years
8424817	290595	Does stalling know I got her	It is decidedly so
8424816	290595	Will all visits be caught up this week	It is decidedly so
8424815	442637	Lin wall, jamaic Omw change behavior	Very doubtful
8424814	442637	Lin wall, jamaic Omw change ways	NO!
8424813	442637	Lin wall. Omw change ways	My sources say no
8424812	683753	everybody was looking at him on the ground... including the monster that stabbed him rzaq65q	Not in a million years
8424811	683753	richard j prystowsky the jew	My sources say no
8424810	683753	I dunno... you've reached the end I guess says Netanyahu	My sources say no
8424809	851785	is the magic 8 ball real	Not in a million years
8424808	683753	did you just get stabbed by the boyfriend of your blonde Scandinavian ex wife	Concentrate and ask again
8424807	683753	are you an ugly jew	Count on it
8424806	184665	Will God bless me to be the sole winner of tonight’s entire Mega Millions Jackpot?	Without a doubt
8424805	184665	Will God bless me to be the sole winner of tonight’s entire Mega Millions Jackpot?	Cannot predict now
8424804	541572	Will it be ok	Outlook good
8424803	285023	Will God bless me to be the sole winner of tonight’s entire Mega Millions Jackpot?	Not in a million years
8424801	683753	the jew laying there ... some kid walks by " hey mister rat	Outlook not so good
8424800	683753	s h i h t t ... as the jew lays there	Without a doubt
8424799	683753	his attractive tall blonde Scandinavian ex wife after her 6'2" german lover STABS the jew " is he gonna die?"	Yes
8424798	683753	" he's gonna get stabbed! "	Outlook good
8424797	683753	she should've said " it's 1996! see the car he drives!?	Count on it
8424796	683753	geeez... when M. said panicking at the letter of recommendation " don't use this guy ! "	Yes - definitely
8424795	683753	then look at pictures... 1995... no, 1994... no ... 1993	Very doubtful
8424794	683753	I had no respect for you ten minutes ago	Yes - definitely
8424793	683753	put in paul simon Slip Slidin Away as the jew drives onto the campus in his 1992 toyota corolla in 96 and 97	NO!
8424789	683753	you almost died	Count on it
8424788	683753	you almost died	Concentrate and ask again
8424787	683753	you almost died	Concentrate and ask again
8424786	683753	you almost died	As I see it, yes
8424785	683753	you were stabbed by the 1992 toyota corolla	Outlook not so good
8424784	541572	Will they renew us	It is certain

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