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Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Alf Pus sy Eater. I was sent here from the depths of space by the Galactic Federation on a mission. My task was to observe you, the human race of Earth, and submit a report about you. You will be transferred to the upper dimension, where it will be decided whether you are suitable for the Galactic Federation. They are already watching and monitoring you through my eyes, and I must sadly say that my opinion of you is negative. You are destroying each other and waging relentless wars for resources. Technologically, you are very backward, and due to your barbarism, you are completely unsuitable for the Galactic Federation. I fear on your behalf that God may bring wrath upon you through the Day of Judgment. Despite everything, it is not too late. Read, Love, and Do Not Ki ll; perhaps this will be a path to salvation for you...