the Magic Ball

Ask the Magic Eight Ball any question you want - a question that can be answered with YES or NO! Believe or not - this magic ball knows all the answers.

ID	Anonymous Number	Question	Answer
9361863	93928	Will he unblock me that night?	Most likely
9361862	93928	Will he talk to me that night and ask me to stay?	Signs point to yes
9361861	93928	Will he accept the gift that night?	Yes
9361860	766891	Will Tanja surprise me and come to Europe	It is certain
9361859	93928	Will that answer be positive?	My reply is no
9361858	93928	Will they give me an answer today?	Yes - definitely
9361857	93928	Will he unblock me after he takes the gift?	My reply is no
9361856	94587	Will someone have me over for the summer?	Concentrate and ask again
9361855	93928	Will he take the gift that Saturday?	Reply hazy, try again
9361854	94587	Will I have a Saltburn Summer?	Signs point to yes
9361853	94587	I've been good, right?	It is certain
9361852	94587	Will I get in trouble again this week?	Signs point to yes
9361851	94587	Should I go out even if my tummy hurts?	Without a doubt
9361850	618247	Is my mom dying?	Not in a million years
9361849	618247	Will my mom die in the nursing home today?	Concentrate and ask again
9361848	618247	Will my mom die today?	Without a doubt
9361847	93928	Should I go to Boho on the 18th and give it to him?	It is certain
9361846	889941	you act like a sloth, dude	Yes
9361845	60645	Should I drink coffee	As I see it, yes
9361844	889941	they call him ‘ lil slothy’	My reply is no
9361843	889941	he looks like a sloth now	Outlook not so good
9361842	889941	he’s too weak and he’s laying in his rollator walker	Outlook good
9361841	889941	he doesn’t play the hammer dulcimer anymore	My sources say no
9361840	889941	he set up his bed where the snack machines used to be	Very doubtful
9361839	889941	he looks like a sloth as it moves him	My reply is no
9361838	889941	that one there has a walker rollator that ya lay on	Yes
9361837	889941	they’re not very strong	Yes - definitely
9361836	889941	those are weak little jews	Yes
9361835	889941	hot blonde Miss South Dakota!	Better not tell you now
9361834	889941	he lays on his walker contraption	NO!
9361833	889941	norm jacobson has one of those walkers that you lay on?	Without a doubt
9361832	889941	I do all the writing for the UCI catalog	Outlook not so good
9361831	889941	my name is richard prystowsky	Concentrate and ask again
9361830	889941	and he’s scared … like every other orthodox ugly little jew	It is decidedly so
9361829	889941	he’s a little weakling weenie f a g g o t	Signs point to yes
9361828	889941	he’s not very strong	My reply is no
9361827	889941	norm jacobson of UC Irvine is going to be shot dead or he’s going to be stabbed in his soft parts	It is decidedly so
9361826	947894	13 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	Reply hazy, try again
9361825	947894	2 is coming out on lunchtime uk49	Count on it
9361824	354780	am i not trying hard enough	My reply is no
9361823	354780	will i ever get a guy?	As I see it, yes
9361822	354780	will i ever get a girl	My reply is no
9361821	354780	will i get 1	Very doubtful
9361820	354780	will i get 1550	Without a doubt
9361819	354780	will i get 1500?	NO!
9361818	354780	will i get 1490 on my sat	My sources say no
9361817	354780	should i kms	Outlook good
9361816	354780	will i get 1600 on sat	Very doubtful
9361815	354780	will i get over 1500 on my sat	NO!
9361814	923248	Should I go to the visitation?	My reply is no

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